shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via lindsaylohoean)

fuckingmulder:

i’m sorry but i only date fbi agents from the 90’s

(via 4fandoms1girl)

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology, via nvxus)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

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